Tales from a Texas Christmas Tree Farm Darrell Bain

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Tales from a Texas Christmas Tree Farm  by  Darrell Bain

Tales from a Texas Christmas Tree Farm by Darrell Bain
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Every year millions of Christmas trees are purchased from choose-and-cut Christmas tree farms. When suburban families load upthe kids, grandma, grandpa and all the pets and take off with a complete lack of knowledge of what theyre getting into, youMoreEvery year millions of Christmas trees are purchased from choose-and-cut Christmas tree farms. When suburban families load upthe kids, grandma, grandpa and all the pets and take off with a complete lack of knowledge of what theyre getting into, youhave all the ingredients for some hilarious stories.What could be so tough about planting and watching Christmas trees grow?Thats what Darrell thought when he came up with the idea of getting rid of the long-horns and planting a forest.

JoinDarrell and Betty as they move to the country and find city and country cultures sometimes clash in unexpected ways:- picture a toddler crawling into a tree baler and coming out wrapped up for Christmas...- theres more than the scent of pine in the air when Darrell hires his nubile young niece to help the boys load carsin the parking lot...- consider what happens when you introduce an enthusiastic Spanish-only speaking laborer to electric shears withinstructions to just take a little off the edges...- if you color-code the price stickers on the trees and your staff doesnt admit theyre color-blind...- and more than you ever thought you could possibly know about growing trees...After twenty years in the business, Darrell looks back on this unique, demanding, exasperating, frustrating but ultimatelyrewarding profession -- the reward comes from the customers, especially the kids, as families search out that perfect tree.His stories are are heart-warming anecdotes, well-sprinkled with irony and down-home humor.

A great, side-splitting laugh ofa book you will enjoy reading any time of the year--and youll never look at a Christmas tree the same way again!If youre suffering from post-Christmas blues from too much red-and-green, these e-books full of humorous stories will tickleyou pink.



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